So since the end of the world is happening this weekend there’s a few things I want to get off my chest before I burn in the fiery below, yes I’m willing to admit I’m not a likely candidate for the white, fluffy cloud zone. I’m sure I could talk my way into there, but if it’s decided without my chance of a defense, I’m screwed.
- I’m not a natural blonde. Who knew? I know you all thought I was born with gorgeous blonde locks but sadly it’s not the case. I was actually born with dark, curly hair. The curl has remained, my hair went blonder and I’m now a natural ash blonde with not-so-natural blonde highlights.
- I didn’t pass 7th form (year 13) in high school. Bad ass, right? I mean, it means nothing now that I have a bachelors degree, but back in my high school years people thought I was a bright cookie. Not really, just had the hang of seeming it. I think it came from the teachers loving me (school librarian and school notice reader FTW!), I’m not actually all that academic – sure I can do it if I really try, but no, not naturally all that bright.
- I use to squeeze my ex boyfriend’s pimples for both fun and torture. Don’t lie. You’ve all done it.
- I get obsessed over things.
- I may seem like I’m strong and I always have it together, but really I don’t. I’m one of those people who carries on until it’s built up inside me too much and I crumble. Like the other week when I gave the service station cashier the wrong discount coupon (25c instead of 4c) and I nearly burst into tears. True story.
- I’ve only been in love once. Pimple boy. Except for when I was 13 and I was convinced I was going to marry Zach Hanson and we were going to live happily ever after in Oklahoma with our six children.
- Internet stalking is one of my favourite past times. If there was a degree in it, I’d ace it.
- It’s 2pm, and I’m still in my pajamas. I don’t really see the point in getting dressed up for this event.
- There are plenty more super personal revelations I could share with you, but in all honesty I wont – because number 10 says it all.
- I’m an atheist.
