love life haiku

I stumbled across some blog gold today, a Kiwi girl writing haiku poems for each of her sexual partners.

So I thought what the hell I’ll give it a try. Now my list is not half as impressive as hers, but I had fun doing it. I have included dates, flings and relationships.

i.
You were my first love
It was too comfortable
Was not meant to last

ii.
Delayed New Years fling
On the beach, the sun setting
Made me a puma*

iii.
Heavily drunk night
No idea why I went there
And yet you still try

iv.
No people skills here
On the first date you mocked me
Lasted just one drink

v.
We met for coffee
A boxer, loved yourself most
Just after a shag

vi.
An army man, hot!
A few dates, but that was all
Have now become friends

vii.
Got me excited
Most fun I’ve had in a park
Sexual drive high!

viii.
You seemed a catch!
Meals out, great sex, met parents
First man to hurt me

*Puma, not cougar, he was only three years younger. Ha!